MUESLI , MUESLI ...would be appropriate for a morning kick-off.....lunch time is a bit more difficult....maybe something that rhymes with his christian name Miron.....MYLUNCH, MYLUNCH would be more appropiate...................
No wonder we don't win Eurovision anymore in this Country. Whats wrong with "Can't top the Muslic" (Don't stop the Music (Rhianna))
You know what it's like when you notice someone has a peculiarly shaped nose or a wonky eye... you just can't ignore it. So on the subject for names that are unsuitable for a footballer, Watford fielded one Imran Louza. The commentary therefore consisted of "Louza's shot goes wide" and "Louza mis-hits that pass". He signed for Watford from Nantes and you'd have thought someone might have advised him to have "Imran" put on his shirt not "Louza". At no point did the Watford crowd chant "Louza, Louza --- Louza, Louza" as from a distance it could easily be misinterpreted. If you have any highly talented young relatives, I think you should advise them to change their name by deed poll, perhaps to something like "Heesa Winner". It'd sound much better on the commentary and probably help advance their careers.
