Well I live in NW Kent and that's over 200 miles from a home game....and no I'm beyond travelling these days beyond the London area. Fancy a day out at Millwall....no neither do I.
It’s Sensible. It’s his fault. He likes to cause trouble. He’s not called the Terror Of The Lyndhurst Stand for nothing. Or at all indeed. He’s too knackered to cause trouble after travelling the 780 miles from his home to Home Park with only 8 pints in The Hyde Park Social Club watching the Premier League on Sky (both or which he hates) to sustain him. That’s a fair summary isn’t it Sensible?
Oh notdistant you know me so well. What has failed to have been taken into account with this mileage lark is the inevitable detours due to road works and that's just to get out of Plymouth. As we are backward and don't have things like satnav in this forgotten part of the Country there is also the possible missing of a turn off by the guide dog strapped to the roof. He barks left when he meant right. I think an extra 100 miles is quite conservative and I didn't want to exaggerate. Anyway you won Smug in Boots so feck off and let us wallow in peace.
I haven't come on because we won, I thought you might be game for a laugh ... my mistake. Take it easy.
You know that sarcasm thing you were talking about in an earlier post...............well.......... I am the easiest person on the planet unless you steal my pastie or pint.
It’s a tough job to get a pint out of your hand Sensible and most thieves don’t carry a crowbar anyway.
I expect it's difficult getting a crowbar through the turnstiles anyway....most older men...me included...struggle to get through a turnstile without a crowbar.
