I was on a dinner date with a burd and she ordered "dolphinwaz tatties"... I never asked her for a follow up date.
Strange, I could have sworn Ian Paisley was involved in some sort of scandal there? http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/police-re-open-child-sex-abuse-1781425 Oh look !!!
Closed in 1980, Paisley's link was he officiated the weddings of the children of a guy there convicted. That's some link