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Off Topic Vaseline at 10 paces

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by SuitedandBooted, Aug 7, 2015.

  1. SuitedandBooted

    SuitedandBooted Well-Known Member

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    For those posters who just wanna be in each other!
     
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    SuitedandBooted, Aug 7, 2015
  2. Tuckin

    Tuckin Well-Known Member

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    I'm not sure Vaseline is much use if you're 10 paces apart.
     
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    Tuckin, Aug 7, 2015
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    Unless like myself, you have an enormous trouser snake.
     
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    Kempton, Aug 7, 2015
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  4. Mr Hatem

    Mr Hatem Well-Known Member

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    or very small paces
     
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    Mr Hatem, Aug 7, 2015
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  5. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Pacist.
     
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    You're a bit behind the times , it's all water-based now...and flavoured . So I'm told.
     
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    cheshirecat, Aug 7, 2015
  7. BrAdY

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    Is vaseline edible

    Whats it taste like
     
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    BrAdY, Aug 7, 2015
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  8. originallambrettaman

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    It tastes like Vaseline.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Aug 7, 2015
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  9. WhittlingStick

    WhittlingStick Well-Known Member

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    i read on the internet that it usually tastes of poooo :/
     
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    WhittlingStick, Aug 7, 2015
  10. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Other lubricants are available.

    A rich girl uses Vaseline,
    A poor girl uses lard,
    But Dinah uses axle grease
    Because her ****'s so hard.
     
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    Ernie Shackleton, Aug 7, 2015

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