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  1. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    This player looks **** , but I will hope for the best...

    Nixon sucks
     
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    Dr Van Helsing, Jan 23, 2020
  2. Tasty Magpie

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    True. These were my exact thoughts after first watching a Joelinton highlights clip before we signed him. Hoped for the best...
     
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  3. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Linked with danny rose.... id have him ... bowen looks on too, so not a bad window if we get benteleb, this guy, rose, bowen ..
     
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    Dr Van Helsing, Jan 23, 2020
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    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    I'd be happy with that as well like. Surely Gayle has to be going somewhere if we bring him in....maybe swap as part of the deal.

    Either him or Piatek will do.

    The sooner we get rid of Gayle, Colback, Murphy, Aaron's, Ki and Muto the better...to name but a few!
     
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    cronemeister, Jan 23, 2020
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  5. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    Done deal then. Never heard of this guy and Inter seem desperate to ditch him, once again we're going for unwanted outcasts rather than players we actually want.

    So yet another bloody midfielder. Dunno what wing side he plays on but no way is he gonna oust God (aka ASM) from the team. I can see this guy becoming the new Jacob Murphy.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Jan 23, 2020
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  6. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    He might surprise us.
     
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  7. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    What an odd video.

    Starts with him being knocked flat on his arse after attempting some silky skills, then we get a back healed pass that misses all of his team mates, then a bog standard cross is replayed 3 times (is it supposed to get better on subsequent viewings? Cos it doesn't), then we get him attempting a Maradona-like super dribble that he makes an absolute pigs ears out of and ends up on his arse again, then we get him messing up a one on one with the keeper, and then we get him attempting to do some Ronaldo like step overs and losing the ball in the process and looking like an absolute tit.

    Is this supposed to be a video to make other teams think he's good? Cos it looks more like a video his manager made of him and then showed to the chairman to justify how dreadful he is and how much the chairman needs to get rid of him.

    The new Albert Luque?
     
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  8. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    I will bet, just like with Cabella, Thauvin, Joelinton, etc., that this guy is absolute ****ing turd. Barreca looked about the same.

    If he is, I want someone to take that ****er Nickson to task - I'll even do it myself, 'cos he's got a LinkedIn profile.

    I'll add here, reading a few reports - there's not a ****ing cat in hells chance Bruce wants this transfer. What I would believe Bruce wants is Danny Rose. We all know how that's going to go. Welcome to Ashley's Newcastle, Brucie boy.
     
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  9. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    It's too take the pressure off of Joelinton
     
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  10. YankMag

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    Bruce confirmed he's in the building.
     
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  11. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Has Elvis already left or not?
     
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  12. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    he seems to be highly rated, so Im ignoring the youtube clips...
     
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    Frasier Crane just left the building - if Brucie hurries uo he may still make it for that therapy session.
     
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  14. Judge Death

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    Done deal
     
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  15. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

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    ....said everyone about Joelinton. Then we realised he was highly rated by Steve Nickson.
     
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    Well, I guess we'll be finding out soon
     
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  17. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Looks like he smokes a blunt for breakfast lunch and dinner.
     
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    Welshie, Jan 24, 2020
  18. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    So where does he fit in for us?
    How do you fit him in and keep Max and Almiron? If he's not going to be a regular starter then what's the point?

    4231 with Max, Almiron and Lazaro behind a new striker.
     
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    Howe's about that then?, Jan 24, 2020
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  19. Ben 10

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    Can he play tomorrow? Some places say yes, some say no
     
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  20. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

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    Yes but don't quote me
     
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