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  1. Captainpancakes

    Captainpancakes Well-Known Member

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    Set to sign

    Now this i believe

    He looks absolutely hopeless.

     
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    Strengths: Pace, Stamina, Determination, Technique:
    Weaknesses: Balance

    Sounds like the ideal striker.

    I used to think that buying from the German League was a good idea as the style of play is very similar to the PL.



    And then we bought Joelinton.
     
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  3. JulioGeordio90

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    Seems a strange one. Apparently more of a right back but sometimes plays a bit further forward? Inter saw something to spend £20 million on him in the summer but I'm not sure I saw the same in that video hmmm. If he is more of a right back/wing back then it seems a strange one. Yes, we probably need to strengthen almost everywhere but this position would be a low priority to me
     
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  4. Captainpancakes

    Captainpancakes Well-Known Member

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    I think this sounds like a banker

    23

    Rwb


    Crap
     
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  5. Delusional Full Stop

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    Those are the highlights from his career?????????

    <doh>
     
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  6. Captainpancakes

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    Hilarious isnt it
     
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    He’s ****
     
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  8. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    German league is **** man. Don't buy from there.
     
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  9. Captainpancakes

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    Have u watched it lol
     
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  10. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Yes. He looks unbelievably mediocre. In a mediocre league.

    Fans will hate him in 2 weeks.
     
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    Goes down well like, some quality diving there!
     
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  12. Captainpancakes

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    Nailed on this one
     
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  13. Delusional Full Stop

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    This must be the worst "show reel" video I have ever seen of any player at any time in any place in any country at any level EVER.
     
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  14. Captainpancakes

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    A fail compilation
     
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  15. Captainpancakes

    Captainpancakes Well-Known Member

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    This is happening this
     
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  16. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Please no
     
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  17. Captainpancakes

    Captainpancakes Well-Known Member

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    Done deal
     
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  18. Welshie

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    Left wing back and a CAM/winger then? If Bowen is our next target.

    We are spending money on young prospects, it's ok.
     
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    Those highlights are a joke right?
     
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  20. LiamO

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    He's a LWBRWBCBLMDMRMACMLWRWCFGK

    He a multi-hole peg!
    <laugh>
     
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