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Valentines weekend this week

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Barrie Lochrie, Feb 6, 2012.

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  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    shes not even a passable booby prize.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Feb 7, 2012
  2. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Are you not too old for a cougar to be after you anyway? <laugh>
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Feb 7, 2012
  3. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    That's no great comfort. He'd shag a *** burn in a fur coat.

    Your saying a blow up dolly's better than me?

    Well **** you!!
     
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    Tina_old, Feb 7, 2012
  4. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Leave my boobs out of this.
     
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    Tina_old, Feb 7, 2012
  5. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I've no had a shot on you yet. How can I make a fair comparison?

    please log in to view this image
     
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    VenomPD, Feb 7, 2012
  6. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Lolzy @ yet.
     
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    Tina_old, Feb 7, 2012
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    PM me the number :grin:
     
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    Gambol, Feb 7, 2012
  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    It's in the post <ok>
     
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    VenomPD, Feb 7, 2012
  9. biggerbossman

    biggerbossman New Member

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    I like being single, apart from the no sex.....:emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    biggerbossman, Feb 7, 2012
  10. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    The doll will at least move about a bit rather than just lie there like a sack of spuds
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Feb 7, 2012

  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> Especially if you Vaseline the entire surface before you start ****ing it. <ok>
     
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    VenomPD, Feb 7, 2012
  12. Tina_old

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>'
     
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    Tina_old, Feb 7, 2012
  13. biggerbossman

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    Fill it wit methane and she even does realistic sex farts......<ok>
     
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    biggerbossman, Feb 7, 2012
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Fill it with helium and you can playfully chase it around the room. Allegedly.
     
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    Gambol, Feb 7, 2012
  15. biggerbossman

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    Like ****ing a spook?.....
     
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    biggerbossman, Feb 7, 2012
  16. celtictornado

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    yes but my good lady isnt blokey <ok>
     
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    celtictornado, Feb 7, 2012
  17. Tina_old

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    That's nice :)
     
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    Tina_old, Feb 7, 2012
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Racist <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Feb 7, 2012
  19. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Not just that, it's a bleeding stressful day too because if you get something little wrong the bitch will flip. I'm pleased I'm single for it this year.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Feb 7, 2012
  20. biggerbossman

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    biggerbossman, Feb 7, 2012
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