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Valentines Poems

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by TC (Lovely Geezer), Feb 14, 2012.

  1. Null

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I have tourettes
    Granny's pubes ya whore
     
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  3. gas

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    Roses rhymes are exhausted.

    Hello doll I'll chance my luck by taking a little punt
    What I really want to do is play with your shaven ****
    What's that you say, no chance today because you are on blob
    Never mind it'll be fine just get your mouth around my nob.

    <romanticbastardme>
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Nice but any chance of re-wording it so we can have mention of a dead body in there please? <ok>


    EDIT; Just realised I go the wrong Ye Olde <laugh>
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Suarez is racist
    and Liverpool FC is too
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Speedo is dead
    And Whitney is too
     
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  7. Fabulous Fabio

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    No knickers tonight
    Cos I'm gonna rape you
     
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  8. stopmeandslapme

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    A bird made this up:

    Tomatoes are red
    Lemons are bitter
    Be mine tonight
    And I'll take it up the ****ter
     
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  9. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    tarzan swung on a rope
    & speedo did too
     
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  10. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    It's all kicking off
    Cause i told her the truth
    Her daughter is better
    Thats why i'm Huth

    Her legs were apart
    Went down for a lick
    She then did a gambol
    And made me feel sick

    she then turned me over
    & gave me a treat
    could not get out mind
    tina's ****ty feet

    when people change names
    i think it's a shame
    this is for gambol
    I think hornette is game

    then there is me
    who just drinks from a can
    now unban the bloke
    who is just known as fan

    syd says to ST
    Your posts just don't matter
    Then ST replies
    Syd's just getting fatter

    A site owner called mick
    honeymoon requests for the wedding
    Just step upstairs mick
    & check out the bedding

    This might get a banning
    & for this i can see
    Can anyone help
    too change my IP
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  12. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I've got no bird
    Hand-pumping must do
     
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  13. Mr Bump

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm schizophrenic
    And so am I
     
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  14. Tina_old

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    Not bad, Huth <laugh><applause>
     
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  15. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    I've had 4 jobs in 10 months, it's so hard being a peadophile poet in schools
     
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