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Valentine's Day

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick O'Toon, Feb 12, 2018.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I have a backup plan.

    If I keep treating fuddy like ****e I won't need to worry about living too much longer. <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Feb 13, 2018
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  2. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Fûck sake <laugh>
     
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    Tina., Feb 13, 2018
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I dingied her on Valentines just after she learned she's getting called back after her mammogram.

    Am a right ****.
     
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    Gambol, Feb 13, 2018
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  4. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Well it is in Springburn.
     
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  5. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    I hope you’re joking.
     
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    Tina., Feb 13, 2018
  6. Tina.

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    I didn’t think it through.
     
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    Tina., Feb 13, 2018
  7. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    You slagging springburn??

    Its awright for me cos am Springburn (via Naples) born and bred.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Err, aye. Joking. :bandit:
     
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    Gambol, Feb 13, 2018
  9. Tina.

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    :emoticon-0108-speec Fix it.
     
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    Tina., Feb 13, 2018
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She was up puking all night Saturday after a wee bit of shellfish poisoning. I slept throughout her violent projectile vomiting and calling out for me.

    She isny havin a good time of it at the moment.

    Am a right ****.
     
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    Gambol, Feb 13, 2018

  11. Tina.

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    No **** Sherlock.
     
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    Tina., Feb 13, 2018
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Got a lovely Valentines card from her...

    "Sometimes I lie awake at night wondering how I got so lucky... wouldn't change you for the world"

    PS. She still had to make ma cooked brekkie on Sunday.
     
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    Gambol, Feb 13, 2018
  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...and ma casserole for Sunday dinner.

    Am a right ****.
     
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    Gambol, Feb 13, 2018
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Shut the **** up or ye will get Aldo'd <grr>
     
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  15. Tina.

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    Mibby she likes mean folk. Only thing I can think of. I’d have kicked your cûnt in.
     
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    Tina., Feb 13, 2018
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Pffft <laugh>

    Ye'd be greetin yer face aff when I headed for the door teelin ye tae lump it or like it.
     
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    Gambol, Feb 13, 2018
  17. Tina.

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    I think you’re forgetting who you’re talking to.
     
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    Tina., Feb 13, 2018
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Up yours, Stuart.
     
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    Gambol, Feb 13, 2018
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Calm doon Iain, I posted it last month.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *Eoin
     
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