Valentine's Day

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  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I went into my local library looking for books on suicide,the librarian said they had none cos the ****s never bring them back.
     
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    Odious Turd not606's best fighter

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    Selfish
     
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  3. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    No <laugh>
     
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    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  5. Tina.

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    I thought you were joking <laugh> ye should have seen all the tinks queueing up at the freebies Costco was giving away. Loads of folk had took their kids up there for a day out by looks of it <doh>
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Smokers are bastards <grr>

    Av always smoked the same brand (Kensitas Club) which were around £11 for 20. Kensitas dropped the price to £7:30 and now I canny get them anywhere.

    ****in selfish ****s never smoked them in their puff are buying them all up <grr>
     
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  7. Cup Face

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    Who the **** still smokes in 2018? Bad enough old ****s doing it but young ****s?
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Much the same as shopping in John Lewis then.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I am a carnivore and a smoker. And none of you ****in dolly-do-rights are gonny ****in stop me <grr>
     
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    Why would I stop you? We're aw having bets as to what will kill you first: lung cancer or colon cancer.

    Come on colon cancer!
     
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  13. Tina.

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    He was just showing it to me as I didn’t see it last week as you’re on ignore.

    Good day, sir.
     
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  14. Tina.

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    That’s bad news man.
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Divne worrry about it Tuna. The bad Aids will take ST long before Gamby catches the cancer.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Don't forget my liver is in the race, too!
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I've never intended to live to a ripe old age. I've seen what it's done to elderly relatives. No thanks.

    On the plus side I carry an organ donor card so that when they open me up to plunder my organs they'll find I've ruined them all. :grin:
     
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  18. Tina.

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    I hope you live til your 90’s just for badness.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You take that back! <grr>

    Am as fit as a fiddle without putting any effort into it and can eat what the **** I like yet remain slim. So, aye, I just might be immortal. <wah>
     
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  20. Tina.

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    My daddy has smoked since he was 13. Drank like a fish too. Single malt these days. 84 and counting.
     
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