Valentines Day

Roses are red
Chelsea are blue
We love laughing at Conte
And also Morata too

 

Roses are red
Skylarkers a dude
When lasses get mentioned
You know he'll get rude

 

Newcastle are black
Newcastle are ****e
They like to **** horses
And shearer is a ****

 

Predictably Rose laden

If Saffy had a brain
He'd be more of a pain
It's a mercy his cranium's void
He's more like a rash
From a CBD stash
With a face like a burst Hemorrhoid

 

That's ****e ffs.

 

I revert you back to line 3 of my poem

 

Roses are sweets
Skylarker's a berk
When the scousers get humped
He gets 'called into work'

.... unexpectedly

 

It wasn't even valentines ish

 

Not606 is mental
@brb thinks it's fun
He takes the piss out of Sunderland
Cos they're heading for league one

 

thats much better, your last one was ****e.

 

That's better

 

Comm has been rinsed
He quite likes it

 

Too many 'big' words?

 

Libby is a dick
He has to many nights on the pop
He ripped into Sunderland
Southampton are going to drop

 

@brb is from Gillingham
He might well own a Llama
He finds those Mackems funny
As they head for Vanarama

I trust you will all appreciate the linguistic creativity involved in the Vanarama rhyme?

 

Saffy's a knob
No ****er can stand him
Infact I can prove it
Cos every board bans him

 

Liebs is so butthurt
His pad-size is Maxi
He got bare guilt
Over an unpaid taxi

 

Spurlock is funny
He thinks he's a G
But just like Sucky
He smokes too much weed

 

Tel acts like a woman
But thinks he's rude
He's just bitter this season
Cos City are too good