Valentines Day

[Mick O'Toon]

Getting the missus a new bag and belt for her Valentine present and on Sunday she can start hoovering again.

 

[Otto Flayshow]

I'll be treating my sex partner to a nice manicure.

Do you see what I did there?

 

[Tina.]

taking yer dug to get it's nails clipped, aye?

I have a hospital appt on the 14th

 

[DevAdvocate]

I've booked me and the wife a table for two at 7pm.


I don't even know if she likes Snooker

 

[User Deleted]

Got some goodies coming from Ann Summers

Having a few drinks at mine, going for some tapas, ourt for some drinks then back to mine to enjoy our new goodies.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Got some goodies coming from Ann Summers

Having a few drinks at mine, going for some tapas, ourt for some drinks then back to mine to enjoy our new goodies.

I hope the suspenders and tights fit you.

 

[Gambol]

Whit? Valentines Day again?

Fuxake.

 

[DevAdvocate]

Whit? Valentines Day again?

Fuxake.

Whit are you worried about, it's an excuse to drink Red Wine.

 

[Gambol]

Whit are you worried about, it's an excuse to drink Red Wine.

aye, but it's the day of the year she expects me to do the cookin

 

[DevAdvocate]

aye, but it's the day of the year she expects me to do the cookin

I was going to buy my missus a new watch until I realised there's a clock on the cooker.

 

[Rubber Johnny]

Got her new slippers and a vibrator, if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fu.ck herself.