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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Feb 13, 2019.

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  1. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    Just another 4 times to go and he will be with us.
     
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    pieguts, Feb 14, 2019
  2. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Probably .

    saying

    " So sorry your parents threw the best part of you away when you were born " .
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Feb 14, 2019
  3. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Youll be spending it with Palmela Handerson again wont you? Same as every year.
     
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    Teessidemackem, Feb 14, 2019
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    My wife and I usually exchange ironic gifts.

    I got her a colour changing LED light with a motion sensor for the toilet bowl this year. Automatically comes on if it's dark and it senses movement in the bathroom.
     
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  5. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    I see what you did there <laugh>
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Feb 14, 2019
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  6. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Does a disco ball drop from the ceiling after she’s ‘dropped the kids off?’
     
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    Quesadaad, Feb 14, 2019
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    @Spurlock we need to know your answer.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Feb 14, 2019
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Saintmagic

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    upload_2019-2-14_16-22-18.jpeg
     
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  10. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    You’re not funny.
     
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    Matth_2014, Feb 14, 2019

  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    @Matth_2014 has a hot girlfriend I'll have you all know...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Feb 14, 2019
  12. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Oooft....id smash her hip bone to smithereens
     
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    Spurlock, Feb 14, 2019
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  13. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I'm gonna break your face.
     
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    E.T. Fairfax, Feb 14, 2019
  14. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Roses are red ,So are your lips , Sit on my face And wiggle your hips
     
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    Teessidemackem, Feb 14, 2019
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  15. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Roses are straight
    Violets are twisted
    Bend over love You’re about to get fisted
     
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    Teessidemackem, Feb 14, 2019
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Roses are red,
    Grandmas are grey,
    Matth keeps telling us,
    He isn't gay
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Feb 14, 2019
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  17. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Matth's not gay, but his boyfriend is
     
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    Teessidemackem, Feb 14, 2019
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  18. Stan

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    Who she?
     
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    Stan, Feb 14, 2019
  19. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    <laugh>
     
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    Tel (they/them), Feb 14, 2019
  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Roses are dead
    Violets are too
    Matth didn’t water them
    He was off with ‘The Flu’
     
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    Tel (they/them), Feb 14, 2019
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