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Match Day Thread V Bournemouth

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Sammy's Silky Skills, Feb 19, 2018.

  1. haslam

    haslam Well-Known Member

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  2. cronemeister

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    Bollocks, i was all set to get this thread going today and someone's beaten me to it, **** it, if we lose we can all blame Sammy now. I'll dee the next one for the game against the bin dippers. There should be rules about match day threads like, they should at least contain some info/stats about the game. I spent a decent amount of time digging around the dark web for some top notch info and then someone comes along (clearly taking a leaf out of ACS's book) with some half arsed attempt at a matchday thread....hang your head in shame Sammy :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  3. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Not your arse again Chippy?
    What say you get something else out and give us all a proper laugh?
     
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  4. Judge Death

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  5. mickeybnufc

    mickeybnufc Well-Known Member

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    Never mind have you ever seen a Mackem in Milan,has anybody ever seen an arse in Fenwicks window ?
     
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  6. QWOP

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    We need a win, we want a win, I expect a win... Based off this, we will lose thus making the Man U result pointless.
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I think you go to A&E and seek immediate help for your burns ACS, they're pretty bad.
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Exactly. It would be like starting a prediction game, setting up a semi professional looking website to host it all, generating loads of interest, board users committing time to making their predictions and getting emotionally invested, only for the **** of a creator to decide he can't be arsed half way through.
     
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  9. cronemeister

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    Happens to me every season without fail with my fantasy footie teams :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  10. Rum & Black for 2

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    Leave it to a woman to put a man (I know it’s Chippy, so a bit of artistic licence) in his place.

    <laugh>
     
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  11. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Giving this one a miss. Our bus goes at 4.30, too early for me. Got Liverpool tickets, restricted view, which probably means if the ball goes seven feet in the air, I won't see it.

    Don't waste the man Utd result ffs. The amount of effort we put into that was a joy to behold!
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    WOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHH HOLD ON.

    What do you take me for?

    :emoticon-0135-makeu
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Heed and JPF did that day mate.
    I still have the fooking pictorial proof.
    they were were really enthusiastic too.
    It cost me £5 off ebay for that fake arse.
    Plastic arse for a plastic ex mackem turncoat mag.
     
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  14. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    All in all it was one of the highlights of the season, inspiring the team to an easy win. <ok>
    A clever interpretation of the bet......
    Just a shame there was only the one arse to go round.
     
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  15. anyobrien

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    So why didn’t you use it for the photo?
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    It also kept me out of the nick for indecent exposure!
     
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  18. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I think you'd have been ok. Your defence team would just say that it can only be indecent exposure if you have something worth exposing. Most people don't carry magnifying glasses around with them!
     
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  19. mickeybnufc

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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  20. Judge Death

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    No Slimani for tomorrow (or next couple of weeks) apparently
     
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