Well, that must be the quietest London derby I've ever attended and certainly one of the worst. Match of the Day probably won't bother showing any of it!
Green - 6 - Usual dodgy kicking, which seems to be happening almost every game.
Isla - 6 - Good on the ball and tried to get forward. Bad decision making.
Dunne - 6 - Solid. A couple of dodgy looking moments.
Caulker - 8 - His best game for us. Gets better and better imo.
Hill - 6 - Tries his best.
Hoilett - 5 - Attacks as often as possible, but as well documented, awful final ball. Often had 3 men on him though.
Henry (MOTM) - 8 - Absolutely superb. Without his covering across the entire back 4 following us giving the ball away time and again, we would have lost by 2 or 3 imo.
Barton - 2 - Absolutely ****-covered awfulness!! He managed a couple of decent passes and deliveries, but apart from that Joey simply gave them the ball over and over and over again. Very nearly cost us the game at the death by again..............giving the ****ing ball away. You are not Paul Scholes Joey!!!! Run around a lot and then PLAY IT SIMPLE FOR ****'S SAKE!
Fer - 6 - Would have been a 5, but he had two very good efforts on goal, one of which that was kept out by an excellent save.
OBZ - 5 - Very ineffective.
Austin - 5 - Equally ineffective. Looked leaden footed and never seemed to anticipate anything.
Subs:
Vargas - 4 - Has totally lost all confidence it seems. Only at QPR!
Phillips - 5 - At least tried to get down the flank, but produced nothing.
There are one or two mitigating excuses for the ****e that we served up today.
2 games in 2 days is never easy and Charlie especially seemed to suffer.
Playing 2 central midfield players against 3 is always going to make it very hard for limited players to create much in the middle. This probably leads Joey to think that he must try something....he just shouldn't!
Trouble is, Charlie has benefited hugely from playing 4-4-2 and we would be right down the bottom of the league without his goals! Also, Fer looks likely to be our most creative player and is ineffective playing on the left. We can't really play him centrally though in a two man midfield as we'd be even more open. I can't really see a solution, as Charlie isn't suited to playing up top on his own, so we'll have to continue with the **** football at home and hope for the best.
Even a tubby Taarabt, with a dodgy attitude and playing on one leg would have created more than any of our shower did today! Thank Christ Palace were just as bad!
I'd definitely play 4-2-3-1 at home to Swansea, or else they will hammer us!