If it kept you off here, I guess UIR and I did one thing well together. Along with Mourinho I might add
Mourinho had dreams of being Alex Ferguson , bothered him to no end so he went to the best shrink money could buy. The shrink said to Jose after several visits " I think I've found your problem , you have a split personality " Then the shrink gave Mourinho a bill for 2 million pounds , and Jose gave him a cheque for 1 million pounds . The shrink said "Where's the other million pounds " , to which Jose replied " Get it from the other guy "