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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Jun 6, 2019.

  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Less and less remember these things, Millenials are trying to dismantle history and put everything into little boxes marked ‘racism’ and ‘xenophobic’.

    I know exactly what those words mean, and I know we’d be absolutely ****ed if the same happened today.

    The youth of yesteryear were brought up by their fathers and grandfathers and taught just what their responsibilities were, today’s youth are raised by Caitlin Moran, Dianne Abbott, Owen Jones and Russell Brand and are taught that your cock does not define your gender, only you can do that by reading their opinions and deciding for ‘yourself’. We’d be obliterated today were it not for the technical advances of modern warfare.
     
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  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Most of them had no choice. They were conscripted. You would have been conscripted too. So you did have a choice, fight or jail.

    As for those who choose to join the armed forces these days. Making that choice doesn't make them stupid. Again those in the armed forces come from all walks of life and join up for all kinds of reasons.

    They don't get to choose where they are sent. The idiots in Westminster decide that. The Government of this nation has an obligation not to put them in harm's way without just cause. They have to swear to that when they take office. Unfortunately politicians are cùnts and seldom live up to their obligations.
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    In ancient Egypt the servants would have honey smeared over them to keep the flies away from the pharohs.
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I do apologise as Stupid was the wrong word to use tbf.


    Anyway....
    I found this quite funny..

    "all british tanks since 1945 have included equipment to make tea"

    <laugh>
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    One of the daft memories I have is the tea urns, **** off big metal urns with a tap on it full of the most ville ****ing liquid but I drank it anyway.
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Not sure if they teach WWII history in schools now? If we don’t learn from history, we are doomed to repeat it.

    Also, there’s no point learning about WWII without learning what led up to it; the Wall Street Crash, the Great Depression, the rise of Nationalism in Europe, the scapegoating of a people and a religion, US isolationism (America First), the rise of the far right, fantasies about the supposed glory of a former empire (Mussolini).
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    History eh!

    It's just one thing after another.

    :emoticon-0142-happy
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    The European war was brought about by the aftermath of WW1.

    WW1 was a bun fight between European royal families that killed millions.

    So wee Betty shedding crocodile tears over the "glorious fallen" is pretty ironic.
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I went to cadets if that counts? <laugh>
    Does "proteus" mean anything to you? (might have spelled it wrong)
     
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  10. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    The Suicide of the Empires mate. Takes a particular mindset to persuade a generation of young men to spend four years marching through the mud towards the machine guns. All to protect the interests of the old aristocracies.

    Worth thinking about that every time they get the flags out and start with the emotional appeals to phony patriotism.
     
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  11. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Religion... Killing people since forever<laugh>

    catholic-church-and-cats.jpg
     
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  12. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    ****!
    most-interesting-facts-about-history.jpg
     
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  13. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    I know mate. Scary isn't it?
     
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  14. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Young people are ****s. There. :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  15. BobbyD

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    Didn't recognise the code words although i was taught about ww1 and ww2 at school.

    Cant say ive been reading the news much its just dominated by trump does this and the liberazis protesting
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

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    Henry V11, cap to hand.
     
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  17. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Whats this?
     
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  18. Saintmagic

    Saintmagic Well-Known Member

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    I was told that if I took GCSE history I would spend the entire time outside the classroom in the hallway as the teacher hated me that much so I dropped it after year 9 and did something else instead. Thanks to Call of Duty and Peyton Manning I have heard of all the phrases apart from Gold and knew what this thread was about based on the title.
     
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  19. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Baking slang.
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

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    Answer to the question you set Commy mate.
     
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