Uses for choc ice

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Bumps

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Mar 31, 2011
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Normally u guys on these boards keep me entertained for hours whilst at work.
Seen as how Rio has decided that the term 'choc ice' means someone is a fake from round his way in Rio slang. NOT white on the inside and brown on the inside, i was wondering if anyone could top that in terms of A word that you use round your way that no-one else will have heard of but we can say its slang for....
 
before I went to university, I had a job packing ice-cream in the fridge at Lyons Maid. I used to eat a box of choc ices every day! Those were the days before Health and Safety and everybody drove the forklifts, when you could play practical jokes on your mates, overtime was at time and half, double time for Saturdays and Triple time for Sundays. Never ate a choc ice again after that!!
 
before I went to university, I had a job packing ice-cream in the fridge at Lyons Maid. I used to eat a box of choc ices every day! Those were the days before Health and Safety and everybody drove the forklifts, when you could play practical jokes on your mates, overtime was at time and half, double time for Saturdays and Triple time for Sundays. Never ate a choc ice again after that!!

I too am from that era, wish I had a job like that, best one I had as student was greasing the helter skelter, best job eva :)
 
I too am from that era, wish I had a job like that, best one I had as student was greasing the helter skelter, best job eva :)
Yep. We used to jump on the forks of the forklift to get up to the top shelf. Great times.
 
Being from around the same area where Rio grew up, I have never heard of choc ice being used to describe someone as fake.

It can be used to describe a delicious dessert, a person who is black on the outside and white on the inside or the act of freezing some faeces and using said faeces, as a dildo.
 
Back when I were a lad I'd have said "That Rio is a right head the ball". In other words an eejit, not sure if these young uns still use that term.
 
Being from around the same area where Rio grew up, I have never heard of choc ice being used to describe someone as fake.

It can be used to describe a delicious dessert, a person who is black on the outside and white on the inside or the act of freezing some faeces and using said faeces, as a dildo.

Seriously wtf !! Freezing faeces omg gross
I am not saying what my view is just wondered if there were any more words like that around, maybe he is trying to get his entry into the urban dictionary as a fourth use. ;)
 
Back when I were a lad I'd have said "That Rio is a right head the ball". In other words an eejit, not sure if these young uns still use that term.

A right head the ball instead of eejit, is that what you mean, never heard that before but that the kind of thing I looking for, I use wazzock or wazzack a lot but that not slang just a local colloquialism but anything will do i well bored today, just been repairing binoculars ffs
 
if a choice is a fake then whats real... be extension a twirly whirly must be either a twisted or a person wo is not straight and it all begs the question what wouold a magnum be?
 
Being from around the same area where Rio grew up, I have never heard of choc ice being used to describe someone as fake.

It can be used to describe a delicious dessert, a person who is black on the outside and white on the inside or the act of freezing some faeces and using said faeces, as a dildo.

Secrets are starting to come out...<whistle>
 
I heard we have a Wigger on our board, don't know who that could be. <whistle>

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wigger
1. wigger
A male caucasion, usually born and raised in the suburbs that displays a strong desire to emulate African American Hip Hop culture and style through "Bling" fashion and generally accepted "thug life" guiding principles

2. wigger
A white guy pretending to be a black one. You know, the kind of guy who walks around in Puffa jackets, with afros, and then wonders why people beat him up when he goes out at night.
"Fo' shizzle, mah nizzle, what's up with you, dawg!"

*WHACK*

"No beef, man, no beef!"

*WHACK*

I think number 2 pretty much sums up Bluff. <ok>
 
<laugh> I can tell you this, I definitely don't go round saying stuff like that and wearing clothes like that <ok>

What about...

5. wigger
A White Kid pretending to act like hes Black, s/he has appalling spelling and grammar skills and usually finds it hard to speak proper english.

Wigger: Whaddit be up 'omie

Normal Person: What?

Wigger: Yo Nigga Be it up to My omiez down frum da westside of da bronx Brutha Know whaddym Sayin

Normal Person: Learn to speak english

Wigger: whaddu yooz talkin bout niggah, diz iz inglish innit?

Normal Person: No, Thats oompaloompaish or whatever foreign language you speak
 
This excuse is sooooo lame, cant believe Rio thinks he can away with that! The obvious question is why is the term choc ice used to describe a fake ?! Whats fake about a choc ice ?! Ridiculous.