My username is a post modernistic slant on the known. Fusing a common name with an uncommon twist on reality. It's a bit like rolled oats, or a cinnamon welly.
Ok. I just swapped the 'D' and the 'K'

I used to stick Toblerone's up your Ma's clout
She'd never let a bitter go near her so dont believe it mate![]()

I used to stick Toblerone's up your Ma's clout
irl my Surname is Boswick-Pagani (formally just Boswick). Bozz is my nickname (notice the 2 z's... there has to be 2 z's. My brothers nickname is Boz - its how we differentiate the two)


****off, you just love Jaffacakes!
Well I had a few babyshams when posting this last night and expected t find in on pg 2 this morning. I think I did a similar one of what were you called on BBC?
I know some of them, like yours Milk
Thanks for the info Luv + Dave
I did wonder about yours as well Sky, also Astroturfnaut and Tobes
Zingy I used to love your Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtel
Why you on anyway? You back from the rough sea's?![]()



I vote for Skylarker.
That name would be really apt for this season.
I have very limited access to net. Not allowed to connect my phone to the ships wifi.
Back at port for a few days so will be heading into town on Sunday to watch the game.![]()