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He's **** isn't he

 

Great news it's a true rumour this one

 

You'll always be a wrong'un.

captain wrong'un.

 

No mate he's not ... he made Arsenal cry all on his own last season ... but with Ndidi and Mendy in front of him he's slipped down the pecking order... he's represented England through various youth levels and he has been captain through our youth teams ...

 

yeah but just imagine, in your mind you're shagging jennifer lawrence every night and she also wants to sleep with you as well

 

i do.

 

Quite often, it’s the **** ones who go on to become true club legends

 

We might be hanging on to him if the injury Ndidi picked up at Everton last night is serious ...

 

He cannot be worse than Sean longstaff

 

@brb This back on yet?

 

No mate, if you want to tell me on here or drop me a PM, I'll be happy to do it for you.

 

I thought you did the old flounce n bounce last week? Or was that somebody else?

I’m confused @brb who were we laughing at last week?

 

I ain't flounced for three years! I was banned by brb for six months though, and a lot of posters thought I'd flounced. Think that was two years ago. Got colitis a few weeks back and was bedridden for nearly a week. Apart from that, not sure who you mean?

 

Must have been somebody else then. My bad.

 

Crikey Tel, I can't think back to last week. No idea mate. Last name change I did was for one of the GC lot.

 

Nah you banned Susi didn’t ya? I’ve got him and this guy confused.

Just realised my Luis Suarez trial comment won’t have made any sense then

 

Well technically I never banned Sisu, the muppet locked himself out. I'd suggest he did it on purpose, because he tried to change a password, and as I doubt he's ever used a genuine email, he must have known he wouldn't be able to get back on, without me pressing buttons, by which time he'd already slagged the site off. Then Tobes said to ban him, so I did, but Tobes wouldn't have known all of the forementioned.

 

Tel, you've called me some bad names over the years my hombre, but Sisu? **** me, you truly have destroyed me this time,

 

Technically it’s your own fault for changing your name so often. Soz though.

 

They never did to anyone anyway.