Urbany Legend Type Things That You Believed When You Were Younger...

Social workers? charity employees? save the taysiders?

 

Believe it or not the main designated traveller site in perth is "Double Dykes"

Needless to say what do you call a 2 dykes from perth, double dykes.

http://www.pkc.gov.uk/NR/rdonlyres/...urkers__Traveller_Tales_from_Double_Dykes.pdf

 

Tellin ye nuthin else. You and yer junkie mates will tan their hoose.

 

I finghurt her best pal when we were at school



I definitely could but I'm a one-poontang guy now

 

There are Townsleys from my home town, a tinker family, they used to pish on each other to keep the midgies away.

 

Well give her details to me then ya soppy ****.

 

****s eating berries off a bush and ****s pishing on eachother, I must've lived in a different world from these sorts of people

 

What you talking about its right next to the cop shop and theres 3 cameras in the car park you couldn't take a piss there without getting lifted.

Trust me, I've been lifted taking a piss there

 

Nah, it's just that you don't see much through the metal shutters on your windows.

 

Same people probably monaco, they are right ****ing middens.

 

If pish did keep the midgies away and you had to use pish, you would have thought they would have used their own pish instead of getting their dad/uncle to pish on them, but I guess that is just how some people roll.

 

Pishin in the canal?

 

Well if thats what I'd be seeing then I'm glad I don't see much

Ya ****

 

Canal its the ****ing lade and even if i was pishing in there you can't get done for pishing in pish as far as I'm concerned.

I was caught in the car park, didn't help that the car park was empty and i was steaming drunk pishing in the middle of it i suppose.

 

You sound like a good catch