Urbany Legend Type Things That You Believed When You Were Younger...

Funny that i just look out my windae and theres mare junkies, honestly the whole of tayside is a ****ing smack ridden traveller site.

 

Sucking someone's balls?

 

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I've got pals live in Perth. Gay couple, they have a penthouse in the centre of town next to the polis station. Want me to have a word and get you an invite for dinner?

 

You know a lot of gays, don't you?

 

You should work for the local tourist board...


Sounds like thoroughly smashing place to visit...

 

I think he's trying to tell us something...

 

One male gay couple and one female gay couple. Is that a lot?

 

I know the exact flats your on about, they stay across from a car park and next to the car park is "St Catherines Square"

It is 100 square feet of housing for pure smack heads.

Oh and thats no the center of town its more a long the edges your pals stay next to a currys for **** sake.

 

That I know a gay couple that live in Perth.

 

I didn't mean it to sound like a bad thing. I remember you talking about a gay wedding a while back.

Just sayin'.

 

Out of curiosity what is their second names? I'll tell ye if they will steal your shoelaces off ye.

 

I know a straight milf that lives in Perth.


Just saying, like.

 

Aye, the lesbians got hitched, or civil whatsitsname or whadyamacallit.

 

But how well do you know her? Have you fingered her?

 

Tellin ye nuffin.

 

Ok. I'll swap ye.

 

Well if they have the second names of one of the following;

Townsley, Reid, Williamson, McPhee then **** your ****ing gay pals they are double dykers.

 

They don't originate from Perth. They moved there about 6 years ago because of one of their jobs.

 

What's a double dyker?