Urbany Legend Type Things That You Believed When You Were Younger...

ye canny whack the fat jokes.

What's next? Yo mamma jokes?

 

Don't talk ****.

 

Who's Nurse Jackie?

 

TV programme, very under rated. She's a junkie nurse leading kind of a double life.

She was Mrs Soprano.

 

The only 2 ****s on here who know this nurse Jackie are Tina and Eddie

 

Is that whos playing that bird?

I ****ing hated that wop dago in sopranos.

 

A quick search of the interweb reveals an even more disturbing side-effect from swallowing gum

Q. What happens if you swallow bubble gum?


A. Swallowing bubble gum can be a very messy situation! Every time you fart, bubbles will be formed out of your anus! These bubbles will stick to your underwear, but worst of all when they burst the smell is atrocious!

 

Could be worse. I could know the name of all the folk appearing on CBB like wot you do.

 

She's brill in this programme. Completely different character. Only made it onto BBC2 though.

 

Nah I don't know them all yet but I will do after watching it for the next week or so

 

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You had me at junkie, might have a wee scan to see what like, on the subject of junkies though i was out the back with the dug earlier (aye my burd) and there was a junkie eating the berries while waiting for the bus.

I ****ing hate this ****e hole.

 

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Do you live in Springburn?

 

**** sake

 

No Perth, its worse.

 

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Is "eating the berries" some sort of code or euphemism?

 

No he was simply eating the berries off a bush next to the bus stop.

Wait hawd on that could be a euphemism tae

 

Nothing is worse than Springburn, every 2nd person you walk past is likely to be a junkie

 

I thought you meant he was high or somethin'.