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Urbany Legend Type Things That You Believed When You Were Younger...

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  1. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    If you swallow chewing gum it sticks to your insides and stays there forever.

    Can't really remember any more.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jan 6, 2012
  2. Barrie Lochrie

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    It actually takes up to 8 weeks for your digestive system to break down the gum.
     
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  3. Go G YellowScreen

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    Someone better tell Sam Axe.
     
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  4. Tina_old

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    A gum tree. I was told one would grow in you if you swallowed gum. Also, if you swallowed an apple/orange seed, you'd get a tree on your insides.

    What's the difference between an apple and an orange?
     
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    Tina_old, Jan 6, 2012
  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    The taste, but you wouldny know that ya fat whore.
     
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    ManDingo 20"/20", Jan 6, 2012
  6. stopmeandslapme

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    Bob Holness, RIP, played the saxophone part on Baker Street.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Jan 6, 2012
  7. Tina_old

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    It's good, but it's not right <laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Jan 6, 2012
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Say what you see.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 6, 2012
  9. Barrie Lochrie

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    What's the script with your avatar?

    And what size of dress are you?
     
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    Barrie Lochrie, Jan 6, 2012
  10. Tina_old

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    It's Nurse Jackie.

    10

    Anything else, ****face?
     
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    Tina_old, Jan 6, 2012

  11. Go G YellowScreen

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    Get tae **** <laugh>
     
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  12. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    We're no talking about in your dreams tina ffs.
     
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  13. Tina_old

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    It is Nurse Jackie <doh>
     
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  14. Tina_old

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    <laugh>**** you.
     
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  15. Barrie Lochrie

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    <laugh>

    Tina treats her dresses like kids shoes, once it goes over a 12, it starts again at 1.
     
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    Barrie Lochrie, Jan 6, 2012
  16. Tina_old

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    Kids shoes go to 13 then to one <whistle>

    Ya prick.
     
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    Tina_old, Jan 6, 2012
  17. Fabulous Fabio

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    <laugh>.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I thought she was talking about her IQ
     
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    Gambol, Jan 6, 2012
  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I for one believe her.


    That leper's finger is acting like a gastric band <ok>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jan 6, 2012
  20. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Naw but while on the subject shes no allowed to take a proper IQ test, canny fit through doors.
     
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