The China Sea one is true. I was having a meal in there one day and a waiter was leaving with a black bin bag when the arse fell out of it.
It seemed that tale got around East Kilbride and parts of Glasgow cos I remember that one, every time I seen a transit van I'd be ****ting myself. My mate even told us all the clowns tried to grab him once but he got away. He was like our version of Jay out the inbetweeners, always talking ****e so no **** believed a word he said anyway
A couple of years ago, I was walking through Cowcaddens and went through Chinatown on my way to St George's Cross, and the Triads were wrecking the Chinese restaurant that was there, there were Chinese men and women on the street in tears, so I had to stay and watch.
Liar. You stumbled upon it when you had your pet poodle up at the PDSA, getting it's ring sewn back together.
Going for my medical at high school, the story was that when the doctor asked you to cough, if you got a stauner, the nurse hit it with a spoon!
When I was but an innocent lad of about 10, the rumour was if you wanted to shag a virgin you had to get her to sit on the toilet pan while you "Broke her in" using both your thumbs.
I do like the thread title. The rest started well but even I was disturbed to read that you're thinking about dead blokes dicks when you're at a funeral. Truly sickening.
Crap game rumour: Chanting the word Bloody Mary into a mirror (3 times????) summoned the devil or some ****! Bum death rumour: There was a local ***** tramp round our way who would kidnap you and keep you in an old garage and him and his mates woudl bum you forever! His name, was Joe King.
