Urbany Legend Type Things That You Believed When You Were Younger...

No, you're thinking of Troy McLure and the fish fetish.

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Yep. I believed that one too. Right up until this minute.

 

Gambol last night:

"Master ****ing Bates....you just couldn't make that **** up..."

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Gambol five mins ago:

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Similar one I heard, guess it's bullshit, is that Marc Almond had his stomach pumped after a night out and it was full of spunk from all the blowies he'd given.

 

Or the guy from Pets Shop boys getting his bottom 2 ribs removed so he could suck his own cock.

 

Does that work? How much to get it done private?

 

Would that work, do you reckon?

Only asking like.

 

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There's plenty of self-gobblers on the interweb.

Google it

 

Thank God for the internet. Technology will deliver a better world.

 

My uncle told me that everyone in Australia lived in a bungalow - he also said maggie Thatcher was Satan's love child. Glad that one was true.

 

Smoking dried banana skins makes you high. Also a whole bottle of ground nutmeg makes you trip.

Anyone tried it?

 

He was right about the bunaglows too - haven't you seen "neighbours?" No c**t ever goes upstairs.

 

No, but that reminds me of the Tequila worm fable...

 

I heard one where a gang of Triads where recruiting members in Glasgow City centre !

If they approached you, you had to join or they would kill you (there and then)!

Also, one about a Chinese restaraunt owner being killed and served to customers (China Sea in Glasgow)

 

Presumably not such an issue if you weren't Chinese?

 

Smoking cobwebs turns you into a goth.

 

Put some washing up liquid in a spoon, hold over a flame and the fumes make you high. Unfortunately like a **** I tried it as well

 

Heard that too.