Update

[Sam Axe]

I just had a dump that was so big it tore me a whole new arse hole

 

[Tina_old]

I bet that's not a new feeling for you, homo.

Your arsehole's probably velcro'd together for easy access.

 

[Sam Axe]

I'll have you know I take care of my arse hole so it doesn't get too stretched. Much like women after they give birth come to think of it.

 

[Tina_old]

You're way too comfortable with this

 

[Sam Axe]

You're way too comfortable with this

I'm just too secure in my masculinity. You should try it.

 

[Tina_old]

Aye, very good ya fat ****.

 

[VenomPD]

I'm just too secure in my masculinity. You should try it.

You gonna take that from a buftie boy Tina?

Lets see who has the biggest Mangina out of you two. Whip em' out guys

 

[Tina_old]

You can **** up n'all, chopper buoy.

 

[VenomPD]

You can **** up n'all, chopper buoy.

Ram it. You've got fanny hair like a bramble bush.

 

[Tina_old]

Ram it. You've got fanny hair like a bramble bush.

You've got a ****ing grip like a dying man's handshake.

 

[VenomPD]

You've got a ****ing grip like a dying man's handshake.

The Americans use a picture of your arsehole to break the most committed of Al Qaeda fanatic.

 

[Tina_old]

Your pic's used as a 'Don't Do Drugs' deterrent, ahead of Amy Winehouse's.

 

[VenomPD]

Your pic's used as a 'Don't Do Drugs' deterrent, ahead of Amy Winehouse's.

I'll accept that considering the only picture I've ever posted of myself on here I've got a towel on my head and boot-polish on my face

 

[Tina_old]

I'm not taking you on in a slagging match btw..you'll win hands down

 

[RAVENBLACK]

get a room you two please.

 

[Tina_old]

get a room you two please.

Oh look what the fkn cat's dragged in

 

[Sam Axe]

Update again.

Ever since that ****e, my arse has been rancid with farts.

 

[Tina_old]

Maybe you should buy one of these...

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[Fabulous Fabio]

Update again.

Ever since that ****e, my arse has been rancid with farts.

What do they smell like?

 

[Sam Axe]

That looks scary. The only thing I want rammed up my arse is a hard cock