At one point, and for reasons I can't remember, I had the username Nasser Hussein on 606. I was contacted by a mod and told that I couldn't use the name. When I asked why they said my username had to be no one famous. So I started using the username No One Famous.
HIAG tried to call brb in to help him out, but he got so badly burned, that he went into hiding for a week
Posted by OntheBlob http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relatio...rce-but-I-want-to-feel-Andy-Carroll?watched=1 My boyfriend and I have a good relationship but there are times when I'm lying in bed and he enters, donned in a Darth Vader outfit with mask, and yelling me to grab his light saber. He refuses to answer to anything other than "Lord Vader" and keeps shouting "I am your father!" as he's mounting me. I wouldn't mind but the only way I can get in the mood is by thinking of the footballer Andy Carroll. I never want sex anymore with that black mask and heavy breathing bearing down on me, but find it works if I think about Andy and his ponytail. I've never met him but can't help having sexy, embarrassingly wet dreams about him and I'm worried it will affect how I feel about my boyfriend. What should I do?
I've also got a straight ban aswell! Thread is still there and tbf they've got a greater sense of humour on mumsnet than the dunces on JA606. They've kept the thread as well
Mumsnet ... just had a quick look at the threads under "Relationships" ... suspect half of you fcukers are over there based on the thread titles ... my personal favourite - although I confess I haven't actually read any of the 67 replies .... 67 replies FFS!!! ............wait for it .... "He penetrated me with his nose"
