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UK women on that? Is it about women? Let's do Mumsnet.

 

My account got partly banned as they got fed up of fielding complaints from snide Kopites about my stealth wumming.

I then opened a sock account to post on the RS board, and before I even had chance to use it, they clocked it and perma banned my IP.

 

Here's a sample of what's on offer

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/2791560-Sex-BJ-etc-Am-I-being-unreasonable

 

I'd guess at @brb

 

I'm joining fam.

 

Mrs Hathaway sounds like a right dried up old cow.

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/2791408-Trust-issues-over-porn-use

 

You should get in there, tell the geezer he's a silly **** and that his missus is obviously shagging someone else, which is why she doesn't want his pencil dick..

That should stir the thread up a bit!...

 

...wow that didn't take @Spurlock long...

 

Have you noticed an increase in your household purchase of courgettes?

 

Or do they smell a bit different recently!?..,

 

Brave_Sir_Robbin
by Brave_Sir_Robin (U21288)
29 November 2016
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Hi Guys/Girls,

I am new to this forum so looking forward to debating all things football related, politics etc.

My team is Spurs and my favourite player is Sol Campbell.

AL
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Hi Dad
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All the NoT606 traffic is diverted here
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Fancy a pint, Sir Robin?
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All the NoT606 traffic is diverted here
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How tall are you Robin?
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Hello,
How you doing? you been here long then?
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I was the 3rd member to sign up so I'm kind of a big deal.
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I didn't realise I said something funny! Just introducing myself guys.
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How many kitchens do you have
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Fancy a pint, Sir Robin?
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Pint of Coke would be great, I don't drink otherwise
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I didn't realise I said something funny! Just introducing myself guys.
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How many kitchens do you have
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I have 3 Kitchens thank you very much
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Answer my question Robin..
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He is done! Banned lolz

 

I think Sol Campbell and the kitchens did for you there mate

 

What you talking about it wasn't me! It was a good user name though

 

You such a plank...you butted in then assumed he's talking to you

Ease off the Helium balloons Flanders.

 

I found my knitting forum...

http://www.knittingforums.org.uk/ucp.php?mode=login

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My last post on The Clown Forum is this...

So I married Olga a month ago, it was all going well until she...he or whatever asked to bring her family into the country, it seems dressing up runs in the family and this clown is now stuck in the middle of a whole bunch of cross dressing Russians. The donut cushion comes in handy but the advertising on this site has a lot to answer for.

No idea how I'm still on there but I suppose they have to have a sense of humour.

 

We could overload this place, not much going on but there must be uses for the paddles and ping pong balls that we could suggest.

 

No more cock socks for you mate.

 

They didn't laugh when I told them about being lifted in the park when doing my improv