United Saints matchday thread

Just imagine if United hadn't dropped six points in the last three games. The gap would be nine points going into new year with City losing their best player, title race would have been back on!

Josh, Preston

(BBC Football Live, twitter)


If you had two brain cells that would be double what you currently have, Josh!

Fcuk me! This is the kind of quip that San would make.

 

Tragic fail there, Tragic.

You continue to be very **** at this old fella.

 

Er... not really.

See, I made a banter-like comment knowing that you lack even an ounce of humour and that you would react. You reacted, and I put the net out to catch you.

So, it's not so much a "defeat" as confirmation to everyone that I know exactly how to manipulate you, Stan.

Do you not see that?

 

Not forgetting that if we had beaten City the gap would only be 3 points

 

You made an incorrect statement, got caught out again and had to use the net of defeat as usual.

It’s why your arse is permanently red raw and you lose your own **** Off polls.

 

Calm down, mate!

It's only a forum, and this is just a bit of banter.

 

Someone should have given you that advice when your pded poll turned hysterical and you flounced off for a few days

 

Yeah, except that didn't actually happen.

Why are you so rattled, Stan?

 

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How long did it take you to make that in order to prove to me that you're not rattled, Stan?

It's very good, by the way.

 

Is this discussion going to end up with you threatening to call the cops or demanding mass bans again? If so, shall we just cut to the chase and you can start tagging mods before heading to the hills for a few days

 

That has literally never happened, Stan!

You need to believe it, so that you can wheel it out as cover when I rip into you.

Unfortunately for you, though, the lads saw through that ploy a very long time ago.

 

And then you lost your own pded poll which was tragic for you but hilarious for everyone else.

Happy new lube!

 

I still don't know what the pded is!




(I care even less)

 

Let me help you out, Chef...

 

**** sake!

 

Post-Sky United fan in rattled shocker

 

Lonely, broke ex-headhunter in stalker shocker. Anyway, we’ve just kicked off.

 

Looks like Poch will be UTD manager in the summer and he will bring Kane

 

OP, just FYI, one of your teams is away to Arsenal this evening.