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Rattled to ******sville and back.

 

There's no coming back from ******sville for HIAG.

 

Oh yeah, he lives there, fail on my part there.

 

HIAG wrote the book on ******sville. It's full of unnecessary commas and sloppy typos.

 

Does he honestly expect us to take him seriously wearing a pointy wizard hat that wouldn’t look out of place at Hogwarts?

 

And Pot Noodles.

 

Hanging from the ceiling like stalegmites.

 

That’s a rattled retort, if ever I heard one!

 

Heard?

 

Flock?

 

*****?

 

‘Pede?

 

Rattled.

 

Fosse?

 

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger said his side were playing with "more clarity" following the transfer of Alexis Sanchez as the Gunners came from behind to beat Chelsea and set up a Carabao Cup final with Manchester City.

Clarity?

 

I think he means deflected.

 

I think he means Sanchez was a bad egg.

 

I think he's just trying to convince the Arsenal fans that they're somehow better off despite losing their best player.

 

You rate him that highly?

Who's gonna lose their place and cast aside like Jordans knickers?