unfortunate names

[canary-dave]

When I was a cabby, I got sent to a local firm of glaziers for a Mr. Payne! I thought it was a wind-up but it was genuine!

 

[redruthyella]

London Irish have signed Samoa international forward Ofisa Treviranus.

 

[Rich44]

kind of off topic but a friend of mine pulled a great one at work a few years ago.
He told a female colleague " my girlfriend needs a bikini wax before our holiday, i'm a little embarrassed could you book it for me?"

so he handed her the number and she called " hello, i'd like to book a bikini wax, please"
"i'm sorry madam, i think you have the wrong number"
"but i thought i'd phoned bush management!?"

(bush management is a property letting agent in norwich, for those who don't know)

class!!!!

 

[Exile]

I used to look forward to the games against Crewe in anticipation that maybe just once, the late great Roy Waller might get in a muddle with Kenny Lunt