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Match Day Thread Under 23s

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Darren Peacock’s Ponytail, Mar 28, 2022.

  1. Rum & Black for 2

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    Strange but my youngest daughter said exactly the same earlier today to me. Apparently “Man up” isn’t an expression that one should use these days.
     
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    Youngest???????? Does anyone use the term youngest when their kids are in their 50's???????
     
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    To be fair ro Trev it's quicker to type "youngest daughter" than "my daughter, you know, the younger one, the one only in her 50s, who hasn't retired yet..."
     
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    Be careful, be very careful. Look over your shoulder at all times. My “youngest” isn’t in her 50’s and has her mother’s temper and your days might just now be numbered. I had to explain to her mother that the Ukrainian officials probably wouldn’t want her to go across to help when they were handing out guns to civilians as they needed to know that the person with the gun wouldn’t just kill anyone who looked at her in a “funny” way.

    On a more positive note is there anything in particular you would like to have on your RIP thread? <cheers>
     
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    "He came, He saw, He posted, He was a ****" will do, cheers.
     
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    But if you look over your shoulder at all times aren't you likely to walk into a lamp-post, or fall down a hole, or step out onto a busy road, or worse, accidentally walk into the mustard chinos store?
     
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    .........or get decked by an angry traffic cone??????
     
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    Or have an accident with your zip!!
     
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    I mean the zip thing has happened to us all at one point or another (generally before the age of 5) getting a black eye off a traffic cone is quite frankly a drunken tale I'd be proud to tell <laugh>
     
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    Yeah but only a completely useless twat could lose a fight with a traffic cone. Who was it again?
     
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    Albert or Pouchy I think for the traffic cone. GG without a doubt with the pissing out of 7 holes 4 year olds mistake <laugh>
     
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    Hmmm, I'm sure it was an even more completely useless twat than that.

    Some might even say a ****.

    And no, it wasn't Shelvey.
     
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    FF1D192C-D6F7-4E6B-89C8-BA55DABA8DB7.gif
     
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    No Chance it was Chippy or Pouchy. Now who was it……
     
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    You'll Nev-er guess who it is.
     
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  16. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    I’ll get around to trying to guess one day
     
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    Well now I've heard it all.

    I've heard he's also stong as the Hulk, has a shot like the Iraqi supergun, is faster than The Flash, has a long list of players who have died from his tackles, and can also lift Thor's hammer.

    But still, my opinion of him remains a resounding meh.
     
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    But,but,but I was assuming we were on about footy manager here
     
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    Line up against the smoggies

     
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    Is the #11 labelled "trialist" called Mbappe by any chance?
     
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