Unbelieveable **** - My thoughts on the Southampton game

The answer was even better than that.

The exact answer he got was "Why don't you ask Schlem or GG before the match on Wednesday night"

Then the responsible part of me kicked in and I said

"Actually, don't ask Schlem, just ask GG"

 

Don't ever ask Schlem.

Infact, you're brave having Schlem around your child.

 

In my defence, I thought there was still a train strike and he would be driving, then realised strikes may have been called off and it might be Saturday night Schlem that rocks up.

 

Manquillo was over on the left side of defence for some reason, Anderson was not great, but a,definite lack of effort from Shelvey

 

Sounds like Eddie is being clever before the world cup break and the January window. Show the owners what he can do, but also remind them that some of our reserves are not good enough and we still need more signings to improve squad depth. Nice.

 

Pope - 6
Trippier - 8
Schar - 7
Botman - 5
Burn - 7
Longstaff - 8
Bruno - 8
Willock - 9 - MOTM
Miggy - 9
Wilson - 6
Murphy - 6

Wood - 8
Shelvey - 6
ASM - 6
Manquillo - 6
Anderson - 5

 

Wood 8? What the **** are you smoking?!

 

Can we help Rachel out with a couple more suggestions?

 

Yes, that dress doesn't do her any favours and the colour is ****ing awful.

 

Agreed, she'd be far better without it. Immediately.

 

I mean. Even I would treck up to Consett with a douching kit for a shot on that