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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Nov 15, 2012.

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  1. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Then I have a new question for the thread... When are you going to get your but over to my house to give me a massage... I mean practice physio on me..? :bandit:
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    Can I watch?
     
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  3. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Watch? We prefer active participant 3rds... So if you want to bring some nice oils and a couple of candles...



    You can get to work on my shoulder <laugh>
     
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  4. Agent Bruce

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    Was thinking of something else.
     
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  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Ahh... more of a back man eh? Well that's been giving me jip to, so no worries <laugh>
     
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  6. G4rdToonArmy

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    Apparently i thanked you for this post? I wanted to like it but bless your kind heart sir anyway.
     
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    can I come :)
     
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  8. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    More importantly, why does everyone like the smell of their own?
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    Because mine are perfumed.
     
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    Just joking, I don't fart.

    I'm too polite.
     
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  11. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    Fruity?
     
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  12. ...And Out Come the Wolve

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    Oh :emoticon-0101-sadsm
     
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  13. ...And Out Come the Wolve

    ...And Out Come the Wolve New Member

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    A dollop of some nice lovely rep would suffice (I'm quite getting in to this rep thing). Have some yourself old bean.
     
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  14. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Do women like the smell of their own...?


    Is that why they make sure we're not in the room when they do it, so they can get their perverted kicks without betraying their inner ape?
     
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  15. Agent Bruce

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    You'll have to ask them in person when they come on the board. The best way to find out.
     
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    Ohhhhhhhhhhh good idea... I'll have to cut down that net I put up in town to trap some of them in <ok>

    I would pester DT, but she's got no tolerance for my curiosity on such matters <laugh>
     
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  17. Obi Wan

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    If you can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, why can't you just be whelmed?
     
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    What purpose in life do wasps serve other than to be a ****ing nuisance and stinging people? At least bees have their uses, but wasps...
     
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    Why were old measurements done in 'feet'. Surely it would have differed from person to person and caused confusion?

    Like in olden days before measuring tape / rulers if some massive bloke said you need to keep at least 3 ft away from the edge of a cliff, some poor midget might have fallen off.

    Alternatively, if they said you need to keep one foot away from the edge, does that mean it's OK to have the other one over it?

    Damn stupid idea of a measurement if you ask me.
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

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    Hornettes have their uses too.
     
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