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Umbrellas. Gay or not?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Neville Bartos, Feb 11, 2011.

  1. EDGE

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    ****s!
     
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  2. VenomPD

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    We both have 0 reputation EDGE <laugh> <laugh>

    No surprise there then
     
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    :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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  4. Tina_old

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    I think umbrellas for men are acceptable in certain situations.

    They have to either be large black ones or the golf brollys though.
     
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    This kind of situation mainly though....<BrollyBarrowman>

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    If I'm out with a guy and it's raining, it's nice that he holds his brolly over us both.

    Saves my wee arm getting sore.
     
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    Aye but I bet it's your brolly. If you went out with a guy and he had his own brolly you'd have to wonder which one of you liked the boaby more <ok>
     
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  8. EDGE

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    Saves him seeing the bingo wings you mean?
     
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  9. Tina_old

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    No, not at all. You're a bloody caveman!
     
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    If negative rep was possible, you'd have it, you unknown quantity <laugh>
     
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    <laugh>

    Aye but my big fingers and my club would send you wild <whistle>
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    As long as your club's not orange flavoured.

    <laugh>
     
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    <laugh> No it's a Fruit one....by that I mean it's all dried out and shrivelled like a raisin......
     
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    always have been , always will be

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  17. VenomPD

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    That's Caveman AIDS for you Tina! It makes your balls massive but shrivels your cock down to peanut size.

    I knew I should have worn protection.....

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    That's me ...
     
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    CC was magic!
     
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    What a dick... it's raining and he doesn't even have his brolly up!
     
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