Ulster, etc

****in spazztards

 

Bastarding mongfuds

 

Who's the 2 lesbians in ya photo?

 

Clare Balding and Yoko Ono.

 

Whats the differance between an apple and an orange-There's no such thing as an apple bastard

 

I'm not sure what this attractive loyalist lass is giving out about, something about a fleg being taken down.Speaking of being taken down it would take a few cans of gas to put that thing to sleep.

 

What's the difference between a bucket of shìte and a fenian?

The bucket!

Ahahhahahaha that's a cracker!

 

I see mad Willie Frazer is brown bread. (Prob called God a fenian bastard at the pearly gates)

 

Why would he. Gods a prod.

FACT!

 

I can confirm that.

 

God that takes me back I used to love Brookside. Is there a Barry Grant one to go with the Terry one?

 

I had a sore spot in my gob that used to shout "No Surrender!", turned out to be a mouth Ulster.

 

Not a nice day for marching, hope you jaffas bring your brollies

 

Could you explain for us normal people, is it a special day in Ulster?

 

And in a house in Malaga

FTP

 

God is an Englishman, as everybody knows.

Which means he’s not very religious, and is only seen in church maybe twice a year

 

Commonly known as a prod

 

Certainly not much of a bead rattler.

Can’t really be arsed to go round banging drums and shouting the odds about King Billy either though, tbf.

 

^^^^ fenian bastard