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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Jan 20, 2014.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I went to war in 'Nam for the Saigon poontang <ok>
     
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    I'm hoping he'll tell us more about the 5 star conditions in the camps. Presumably Shirley Temple and george formby used to make secret appearances in Treblinka that we were never told about and the guards got upset by the "guests" demands. "Hey this swimming pool's not very warm - and my friend tells me the one in Dacchau's even got a wave machine.
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Brilliant thread, ****in brilliant <laugh>
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

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    You're being silly now Dan,wave machines weren't invented then.
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    We'll all be laffing on the other side of our faces when the Nazis invade from their secret base on the far side of the moon.

    Mark my words.
     
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  6. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    Ever try any of that grass that turned you into a pacifist?

    Good ****.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

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    Did he invade France, Holland , Belgium, Norway and Greece for the same reasons?

    And did the Japs attack Pearl Harbour because the Yanks were slaughtering Hawaiians?
     
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  8. Ponders Revisited

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    What about the Alsace region?
     
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  9. Patience

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    :huh: I didn't say that.
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

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    Nice wines. The Riesling in particular is a lovely, medium-sweet white.
     
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  11. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Aye, got it from a guy called Strawberry - then I swear I saw him in the film Contact getting blown up in a spaceship (warning: this post contains a gratuitous Cheech and Chong reference)
     
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    Riesling / Gewurtztraminer blend - bloody marvelous. Actually one of the best holidays i ever had was in Alsace - beautiful part of the world.
     
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    Did they not give you the bromide so europes biggest cock remained flacid?
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

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    Wrong thread,should be on Dog & Cat thread.BTW are you a Alsation or a German Sheperd man,where do you stand on this?
     
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  15. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    I doubt agent orange could cure bibs insatiable taste for minge.
     
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  16. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Nae bromide.

    Just loads of big eyed babies in the late sixties.
     
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    The 1939 Danzig Massacres

    The Polish Bolsheviks killed 58,000 German Nationals in the Danzig corridor in the months leading up to the German invasion. The Polish Army and independent Bolshevik units had been slaughtering German nationals in the Danzig corridor. Mass killings of thousands of civilian ethnic Germans (Volksdeutsche) by both civilian and Russian NDVK Jews, who were confident that Poland would quickly defeat Germany. Many apparently expected to take possession of German farms and businesses. An estimated 58,000 German civilians lost their lives in the massacres carried out prior to the 1939 invasion.



    Poles had been merrily slaughtering anything or anybody German since at least as early as April 1939, with smaller incidents stretching back to the close of WW I -- you haven't been told that by the Mass Media, or the fact that these atrocities were one of the main causes for the German invasion of Poland.

    Germany had protesting in writing to the League of Nations literally dozens of times with no results.
     
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  18. ManDingo 20"/20"

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    That justifies invading the rest of europe then.

    Good to know.
     
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  19. Patience

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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Dr Josef Mengele was a very misunderstood chap.
     
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