UK Heatwave...

I go jogging in that temperature. It's always uncomfortable but you get used to it.

 

I bet the Sainsbury's customers don't.

 

I’m sweating like Phil Jones trying to play out from the back.

 

It's very hot here today, had to leave the beach early as it was too hot.

 

Did you get sand in your vagina as well?

 

Where is that? Looks lovely! Have you used a filter.

 

If only there was a huge body of water nearby you could cool off in.

 

Half hour zoning out under cold shower.

Then fell asleep for about 40 mins.

Woke up... had another cold shower.

Feeling fresh. Admiring the tan.

Time to eat mofos!

 

Bunch of pussies the lot of yer, bit of hot sun for one day, and yer all like melted ice creams dropped on the pavement

Man up the lot of yer....tell em @Commachio - they ought to go work in your fridge eh bro

 

I thought it was a freezer

 

I downgraded him.

 

He’s Welsh. If he steps out of the shade he’ll burn to ash before any of the locals have had a chance to comment on the whitest guy they’ve ever seen.

 

Had a big meeting today so had to wear a suit. Thanks Boris

 

Global warming by any chance?

 

No but turning up the heat and buggering snowflakes were mentioned...

 

Hate this weather ... this country isnt designed for it.

 

good day to work there today. every **** moaning about a bit of heat.

ffs this country is pathetic.

 

Any of you guys ever done Seville City/Old Town?

@NSIS

Just done some costings, reckon I could do two weeks for under £800 flights and entire flat. Although the temps out there might finish me off this time