Ugly Football Players.

Why isn't Swim on that list ?

 

Because he's better looking than you!.......................

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My nomination for the ugly ex Swansea player award goes to ........



... 80's striker, Joe Allon (legendary scorer against the scum on New Years Day). Hit by every branch of the ugly tree but, alongside Pascoe, his goals helped us get promoted that season.

 

Unfortunately Dilli, this is very true but it is a cross I must bear .... if you don't believe DPJ, just ask your missus !!

PS Cheques in the post to Valley and DPJ.

 

How dare anyone include Southall! What a god of a man!

 

Not so much ugly as plain scruffy!!

 

So you've all got me down as being an ugly Pisshead. Anything else ?

 

Aswan
Pete from Crete
Swim
Project
Yankey
SA9JACK
Swantastic.

Now the big question is, who would be Captain Ugly?

 

I'd nominate Steve Ogrizovic as ugliest keeper...played for Coventry in the eighties.

 

No idea who this swim fella is, can't be me cos I am reet gorgeous and my name is swimaway

 

Ooh...forgot Paul Chalmers as a nominee for the Swansea Bag Of Spanners award.....so ugly, when he was born the midwife slapped his mum.

 

I too don't know who this swim fella is either. However Dilli was adamant that this swim character was ugly enough to be included so I gave him an honorary place on the bench.

P.S. Of course 'swim' wasn't aimed at you swimaway, as you are far to ugly to make the squad

 

You cheeky git! I can prove your wrong, my avatar picture is actually my passport photo.