UEFA Women's EURO 2025

England are 2-0 down but I missed the goals… I was doing stuff … nearly end of first half

 

The worst match commentary EVER!

What could possibly be so important that you missed 2 goals?

 

Some more things have happened at the beginning of the 2nd half

Tomas Tuchel’s watching

probably some substitutes will get a go soon

 

You should be ashamed. Terrible pundit.

 

yeah… I’m not a natural!

so England lost 2-1 … I missed that England goal as well - doing stuff.

netherlands next, and if the Lionesses lose that one they’re out of the football thing in Switzerland.

match analysis - lots of overexcitement which means ladies shooting and thinking they’ll get a worldie; ball goes out for throw in. Terrible decision making and passing ability, awful weight on passes.

France had by far the most pretty players so they deserved the win I guess.

join me next time on women’s football thing

 

Hold on, I think I might just have a spare packet somewhere.

Now where did I put them again….

 

Two matches, no idea, sorry - Google will have it

Please tune in next time for more on the women’s football stuff, in Switzerland I think.

 

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Finger. On. Pulse.

 

Finger. In. Pie.

 

That's the longest, most detailed update you've provided. Bravo.

 

Don’t forget to give….

 

I did.

 

Did what, give or forget?

 

I can't remember.

 

This **** finished yet?