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They do seem similar but is racism not based on hatred and prejudice in combination with superiority whilst xenophobia hinges on fear of the race (for any number of reasons - imagined or otherwise). So one could be racist without being xenophobic and vice versa?

 

You Spanish Bastard.

 

I'll have you know that my mother was married to my father when I was conceived by her. <hopesleftnoroomtotwistinterpretation>

Now sit over there on the couch my good man and let me explain that your xenophobia stems simply from your fear of the fact that I come from a superior footballing nation.

 

You Spanish Italian German Brazilian ... lotsa countries.. bastard

 

I'll have you know that I have never worked in a bar in any of these countries ... well, maybe in my homeland during my student days but only in a part-time capacity and only during vacations - so there.

 

You turn me on.

I hope you know you are still on my "mibby a burd" list.

Hullo, doll

 

You poor lost soul. Obviously your lust for all things Celtic has reached a disturbing stage . Your utter confusion is, of course, understandable, mostly or certainly in part, due to your being forced to visit Ibrox regularly from childhood. You will only truly begin the road to recovery by admitting your addiction - then you can leave the feelings of childhood disgrace behind you and join the Celtic family ... your true home after all. <nochargeforthispsychologicalanalysis...hewouldn'tpayforitanyway>

 

I'm curious to know how you manage to gather enough brain cells to instruct your lungs to breathe.

 

As I thought, yer a burd, that amount of ****e proves it. Lotsa talkin and no sense makin. Burd.

Hull, doll

 

You are a disappointment, Gambol and on the road to self-destruction. The few brain cells you had are obviously fast disappearing along with what little intellect you possessed - give up whatever it is you're on before it's too late. <somepeeplejustcan'tbehelpedparticularlySevcoidiots>

 

Think you've hit the nail on the head Mick.

 

So, am thinkin of a little bistro by the sea. I'll get there early to get us the best table. I'll order myself an espresso because I'm nervous and excited then eagerly await.

Oh... is it that fat ugly ****...

Phew. Naw.

I order another coffee. I also take the opportunity to ask the somellier to put a Piersporter on chill, the weather is warm after all, and to open his finest Barolo for breath.

Am gettin a stiffy now, wondering which kind of wonder is going to turn up to meet me...

....

<stiffy>

 

I know a nice bistro...

 

Ahhhh, Bistro.

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I wiz gettin a lumber there

 

You'll have the shakes tomorrow you slabbering idiot and you've obviously used up all the stash, you spent your dole cheque on, in one go today. <druggyrobspensionerearlySundaymorninheadline>