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di5co said:
Decent lad... Isn't this the bloke who complained about being unemployed when he had "I bleed black and white" on his CV.

He's a first class fool mate but as you say he's just having a laugh.
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He's never offended me with any comments to be honest, he's obviously just on the wind up. Just thought I'd point it out before a few of you lot bite and the board descends into a clown fest meltdown.
 
Typical_Juan said:
He's never offended me with any comments to be honest, he's obviously just on the wind up. Just thought I'd point it out before a few of you lot bite and the board descends into a clown fest meltdown.
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No meltdowns tonight matey. We beat the mags... Three goals to none.
 
666 Tash 666 said:
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it.
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Well spoken words them.. <applause>

So what's for supper?
 
di5co said:
No meltdowns tonight matey. We beat the mags... Three goals to none.
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Just watched the goals on Sky. Harsh red card, but that only makes the victory sweeter for you, them lot ****ing raging about injustice.

We all move on, well, apart from Sherwood.
 
Typical_Juan said:
Just watched the goals on Sky. Harsh red card, but that only makes the victory sweeter for you, them lot ****ing raging about injustice.

We all move on, well, apart from Sherwood.
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I'd agree with that. Definitely a penalty for me. Stupid challenge to make. The red had me raising my brow but rubbing my hands.

The game was won the moment the penalty went in.
 
Typical_Juan said:
Just watched the goals on Sky. Harsh red card, but that only makes the victory sweeter for you, them lot ****ing raging about injustice.

We all move on, well, apart from Sherwood.
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Imagine if you opened your front door and Sherwood was there giving out pizza menus? You would clock his face and never eat a ****ing pizza again would you..

Imagine, eat our best hot and spicy bolognese pizza and end up with cock eyes like this ****ing prick..

Tim Sherman the tank sherwood knows best, that's why he looks like a bag of ****.. <ok>
 
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di5co said:
I'd agree with that. Definitely a penalty for me. Stupid challenge to make. The red had me raising my brow but rubbing my hands.

The game was won the moment the penalty went in.
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The foul was silly, I'd imagine that red will get rescinded though. The keeper was getting that ball before the striker.

Pantomiming made a few good saves too mind.
 
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666 Tash 666 said:
What the **** did you just ****ing say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ****ing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ****ing dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ****ing tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it.
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Blah blah blah.. Me and you at Maccy D's. Be there or be square!!
 
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V-Joe.. said:
Imagine if you opened your front door and Sherwood was there giving out pizza menus? You would clock his face and never eat a ****ing pizza again would you..

Imagine, eat our best hot and spicy bolognese pizza and end up with cock eyes like this ****ing prick..

Tim Sherman the tank sherwood knows best, that's why he looks like a bag of ****.. <ok>
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He's like that mate who rings you all the time whilst you're at work, never taking anything seriously, it's always a laugh to him, cheeky London chappie.

Lets hope his next job is in a circus where he will thrive.
 
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Typical_Juan said:
He's like that mate who rings you all the time whilst you're at work, never taking anything seriously, it's always a laugh to him, cheeky London chappie.

Lets hope his next job is in a circus where he will thrive.
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He's like the lad who comes to fit your carpets without a Stanley knife, the type of dude who's always at next doors parties with a big gob. If god could have been good to that ****, he would have swapped the left ear with the left eye, then he could have been old 'Captain Sherwood' ooooh aaaar..
 
V-Joe.. said:
Annoyed you lot as well has he?
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Nope - just laughing at the sad ****er that he is

Newcastle and Sunderland will both get relegated this season and the only bragging rights will be who was above who as you go down.
 
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