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Typical German ****

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hash., Sep 14, 2011.

  1. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    The Micks Bubbles Daegos and Wops are toast.................................. The English, Frogs, Krauts and Scandinavians will call the shots and rule Europe from Belgium.....
     
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  2. eddieveeee

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    maybe for 5 minutes before the waves of Chinese genocide

    only kim jong li will survive
     
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  3. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    The chinks will rule the earth
     
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  4. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    We will have the Euro franchise, giving back Hong Kong was a shrewd move
     
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  5. Welcome to the North

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    I agree, the Ireland flag should be burnt, not flown at half mast.
     
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  7. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    I ll be ok, i love rice and chicken wings deal blackjack and can squint...........Our Chinese overlords will spare me come payback day....They won t keep lending the US money forever
     
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  8. Sam Axe

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    I'm ****ed <ok>
     
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  9. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Start an Irish Theme pub in Beijing?
     
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  10. Sam Axe

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    There probably is one already, they are everywhere
     
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  11. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Told by someone who lived there for a ehile that there are already many about the place.
     
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  12. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    One is not enough there are Millions of rich Chinks out there loving the Guiness
     
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  13. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    <whistle>And Riverdance
     
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  14. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    Maybe countries that have lost 2 world wars should have their flag flown at half mast as well.
     
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  15. Sam Axe

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    Guinness is good stuff. It gives me the ****s the next day though
     
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  16. Sam Axe

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    Or the countries that needed help from the Yanks <whistle>
     
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  17. good7879

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    Dogs aren't exactly subtle when they want something -- and a break from the heat is no exception.

    My sister's dog used to stop, drop and remain immobile until someone picked her up on hot and humid days. When my pooch Lulu has had enough of the great outdoors, she prefers to

    bang and scratch on the back door. Sometimes she manages to open it, bursting into the living room.

    The recent spike in temperature and humidity surprised plenty of pet owners, prompting Dr. Ann Hohenhaus, a veterinarian with the Animal Medical Center in New York, to offer a

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  18. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    In theory, it's a good idea from the big Teuton but it'll never work in practice. The plan to shame these people into getting their houses in order is doomed to failure as they have no sense of shame. These idle spendthrifts have no sense of responsibility and, coupled with a sense of entitlement, will expect the hard-working German people to bail them out time after time.

    Despite pumping billions into the Irish economy and dragging it from a third world country towards the 21st century, the EU will see little return on its investment. By building thousands of unwanted houses and strewing wheels of cheese around like confetti, Ireland has demonstrated that it is unable to govern itself. If they had any common-sense these people would swallow their pride, admit they're not up to the job and invite the UK back to run their country properly.
     
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  19. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    <doh>
     
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  20. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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    A German guy approaches a lady of the night.
    'I vish to buy sex viz you.'
    'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge £20 an hour.'
    '..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.'
    'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.'
    So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller.
    'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.'
    The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees.
    'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.'
    She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs.
    'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.'
    She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.)
    She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller.
    The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say,
    'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position?'

    'Ah,' says the German . . 'zat is ze.... Four-sprung Duck technique'
     
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