Er Ze Pusher etc etc.
I know this going to be a huge shock to you but most if not all of us Stokies speak English, I'm not quite sure what language you speak, I did a cut and paste job on google translate, no joy there I'm afraid.
Now I for one would be absolutely fascinated to learn from your obvious knowledge of World Football and who can play for whom.
Well Ze etc etc, I may be old, and I may be a little forgetful but the last time I heard, Messi played for Argentina. OK, if we can all accept that this is true, can you explain if you know of a loophole in FIFA's rules that would allow him to be picked by Capello for England.
I await your reply in frenzied anticipation.
No really, I honestly do.