Did you quote my last post and just change the way I spelled "restaurant"? You wee rascal! Because in the original one it is spelled correctly, not the way it is in your quote.
Trainers, just click on the link and you can see which ones I have. Give me a shout if I can help you.
Well, I could do with a trainer to teach me how to be nicer to people. Have you got one of them ya prick?
Yes, as mainly we are trying to get into the market of selling them to people that have stood on landmines etc, so we very rarely sell 2 at the same time.
No, generally people don't walk on landmines with both their feet, so, they have one foot which is left and that foot will need a new trainer to keep it warm and protect the sock and sole of aforementioned foot.
True Story: One of my mates was with 3 Para in the Falklands, and one of his mates got blown up. He was screaming "I've lost my leg, I've lost my leg" when one of his mates held it aloft and shouted , "Nah yer okay, I've found it".