He's Jamie Mackie. Stan has always had this thing about him. There is no dispute between the rest of us and Stan that he is a grafter (Mackie not Stan) but Stan would prefer a bit more from him than that. He therefore can't understand the whole 'Living in a Jamie wonderland' thing. He can agree that there's only one Jamie Mackie. He just wishes that you could change the name to something else something like Leo Messi.
The problem is elementary my dear Oslo. Stan likes his football played with a little 'je ne sais quoi'. He thrives (gets off) on the inspiration, beauty and excitement that only a true QPR no10 can deliver. Mackie like OBZ falls into that tiresome category by being physical, energetic, sweaty from all that running and preferably all three at the same time. Stan has developed a taste for a bit of panache over the years
Just remember the next time the urge takes you, that the louder you sing our adapted Xmas carol, the more grumpy Stan may become.
We're all entitled to one irrational hate figure. I will stick with mine from the last few years. Now don't start me on that sour-faced wide boy Redknapp.