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This got me thinking.

If you're banned for using the word **** to describe a twat then how far along the genitalia scale are you able to go without being banned?

Is piss flaps acceptable?

What about minge?

Or fadge?

Lady garden?



I really think that Twitter need to clarify what they consider to be front bottomly acceptable in this day and age.




The ****s them.
Fadge was one of the possible answers to a question on The Chase tonight. Bradley Walsh could barely contain himself. Very funny.
 
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I read all of Twitter every morning and filter the good stuff for you and post it on the ‘now for something completely different’ thread, so you don’t need to.
No need to thank me.
Nothing today.

You're slacking Den. You missed one that could be seen as an analogy for twitter.

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Surely you can make a case against Twitter that you are offended by their non-acceptance of your every day language? Surely there's got to be a form of discrimination and offence in there? Some seem to find offence or discrimination in just about everything else, so why not this.
Yep, the world's ****ed.
 
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Most of our 'swear words' are only deemed as taboo slang because the French ran the Courts, and therefore the written word, and wanted to reduce the Germanic influence of the native language, the ****s.

The Normans replaced most Anglo-Saxon and Anglo-Scandinavian titles with Norman-French ones after the Conquest. The exception was earl/jarl. The theory is that Old Norman ‘conte’ (count) was too phonologically similar to the Old English/Anglo-Saxon word ‘****e’, and the natives mocked their new overlords, so they just stuck with earl for the most part.
 
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I got a smacked wrist on Fbook for quoting the lyrics to 'fairytale of new york'.
Don't use it any more, load of bollox.
 
I like it for news and City stuff, I blame that **** Elon Musk for buying into it, **** him and his **** cars

musk isn't buying into it to let it contiue its current pathetic wokist hysterical girlie admin nonsense. expect major changes and expect them this year.
 
Was my comment deleted for the no politics rule? I thought slagging off both sides of the fence would have got me a free pass

the only standards on twitter are double ones. it will stay that way until the mentally insane ideologically corrupt ******s running it are purged. that may be sooner than people think.