Twitter, facebook, etc

How you getting along about moving there mate?

No update... The process is a joke. It should go through no problem, processing times are ridiculous though. I'm pretty much stuck between two worlds. Wasting my life waiting mate. The missus is over at the moment though which is a welcome relief.
 
No update... The process is a joke. It should go through no problem, processing times are ridiculous though. I'm pretty much stuck between two worlds. Wasting my life waiting mate. The missus is over at the moment though which is a welcome relief.
I feel for you mate, the Aussies aren't like us, they'll not just let any ****er in.
Look on the bright side though, with your lass being over here at least you'll get a shag.
Seriously though - good luck to you mate. <ok>
 
Social Media is the place to be for any breaking news, never mind Sky Sports.

It also lets you select what you're interested in, rather than having to wade through mountains of **** in a paper to find the tits.

Facebook, I agree, is a ****ing load of ****. "Oh Charlie woke up at 3am this morning, asked if he could get in bed with us, so cute"... no pal, not cute, ****ing boring, actually, nobody cares.

Or "Dave X ran 13.5 Kilometers with Nike Run, here's his stupid ****ing route if anybody gives a flying ****".
 
Speaking of Twitter, just found out that a load of people have been killed in Thailand in BKK from a couple of bombs. @commachio1 you best dig your tools out pal, ISIS are on your doorstep.
 
Social Media is the place to be for any breaking news, never mind Sky Sports.

It also lets you select what you're interested in, rather than having to wade through mountains of **** in a paper to find the tits.

Facebook, I agree, is a ****ing load of ****. "Oh Charlie woke up at 3am this morning, asked if he could get in bed with us, so cute"... no pal, not cute, ****ing boring, actually, nobody cares.

Or "Dave X ran 13.5 Kilometers with Nike Run, here's his stupid ****ing route if anybody gives a flying ****".

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"Here`s a picture of my dinner"

"Looks delicious hun" ffs<doh>
 
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It`s raining outside.

So where the **** do you expect it to rain.

Stacey Longton - is feeling down :( :(

It must be really bad to have to share that with 1,796 'friends' in one sweeping statement, now sit back and find out that only 2 of your friends actually give a **** and they already knew cos they're sat on the ****ing sofa next to you!
 
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Stacey Longton - is feeling down :( :(

It must be really bad to have to share that with 1,796 'friends' in one sweeping statement, now sit back and find out that only 2 of your friends actually give a **** and they already knew cos they're sat on the ****ing sofa next to you!

Had my hair cut today.

Should have been your ****ing throat.
 
Please share this if you love your sister to the moon and back.

Your sister is a repulsive slut who sucks lads off for a 6 McNuggets box

Can Bojelay get 1,000 likes because the dog pissed in her cornflakes.

Only if she gives them to her idiot mother without telling her for calling the poor little twat Bojelay.