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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Jul 13, 2019.

  1. PINKIE

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    Twatter munch
     
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    For the record. Megan Rapinoe has done alright in my book. Won the Women's world cup, and scored some really important goals. Helped to put her sport right up there in the spotlight and manged to piss off both Donald Trump and Piers Morgan in the process.

    Any of you Hoes that are scared of her for muff munching need to check yo headz.
     
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    Stfu you lesbian
     
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    She proly won't suck your cock even if she was straight bro.
     
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    I don't really care what Piers or Trump think of her. But she acted pretty crappy with the kid.

    As for the muff munching, all I wanted was to watch <wah>
     
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    Always comes to the sex with you neanderthal type sexist men.
    Honestly PISKIE I thought better of you bru
    Tut tut
     
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    Come on bru, we've all thought about converting a carpet muncher with the power of the schlong.
     
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    Convert? Fck no! I want to be in the middle... yeh baby!
     
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    I've converted a straight girl to lezzer. My ex<laugh>

    I know quite few bi girls too<cheers>
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Nah, she signed his ball. She was all dolled up and ready to go on live TV for her moment. She could of just brushed him off, but she took the time to give her autograph. Way too much being read into her eye contact (or lack of it)
     
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    I was a **** for 5 years and put her off men.
     
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    We get it PISKIE you want to sit on her face<whistle>
     
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    <laugh>

    I used to nail two birds at the same time. One was bi and the other was a 'curious' girlfriend. ****ing brilliant for me. Shame it didn't last ...
     
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    Eh Yo, listen up homeslice. I'll try anything once. <laugh>
     
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    Yeh things like that don't tend to unfortunately. <laugh> I think they call that a throuple these days. Had a married couple and their gf on good morning Britain the other day. Good ****
     
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    Yeah that shiz ain't long term relationship material, but it was good whilst it lasted. To be honest, I think they both fancied each other more than they did me. But I was happy to be the 3rd party in that menage a trois. Makes your old man hurt shagging two cock hungry birds though, has to be said <laugh>
     
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    I live in Cornwall and I watch this ****ery occur on the daily. So funny. Folk get proper indignant when a gull steals their pasty, but these mofos are pure scavenge and have been honing their skills for millennia.

    Your average hotdog eating brummie on his August hols is well down the food chain compared to the gulls <laugh>
     
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    I thought Metths must have made a new video,

    It's even more boring that that.
     
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